the key to blogging

The key to a good blog is finding a good host site to use. I'd never heard of this site until one of my best friends started a blog on it. Since then, I have blogged more then her, but I have recieved no comments, no followers, no views, no nothing. I can't do a search and come up with a link to my blog. So, maybe this is an ineffective blogging site? By saying and posting this statement, is the site going to shut me down? Is it like the government, who can apparently track what you say and do and then come after you? My boyfriend told me that if I said bad things about Obama over the phone, the government would hear and come and get me. So I purposely badmouthed the president and used words like bomb and airplane in the same sentence to test the theory. I was allowed to get on a overseas flight a few weeks later. So maybe thats a fallacy that they can hear me and take action. I don't know, maybe they will read this and come after me, and maybe this blogger site won't ever see what I wrote.
Time to work out and not be a lazy fat-ass. On an outgoing thought- I heard that Michael Douglass has a contract with wife Catherine Zeta Jones that says if she weighs over a certain amount, he can divorce her. My boyfriend then told me that she probabaly has a clause too that says if he loses anymore hair on his already too big head she can do the same. What funny people superstars are!!