I partied with Jersey Shore

Crazyness. Friday, 8/13/10... I headed down to the Jersey Shore to end up partying with the cast of Jersey Shore. Ane Woah shock- they are practically just normal people. They dumb it up for the cameras, do you believe that?
Here's the scoop
I got down there, stopped at my cuz's house to ensure I could drag her ass out with us. Ended up getting ready there. Which included both of us suiting up in corsets, and me adding a push-up bra to my borrowed little(sister's) black dress. Smokey eye make-up, hair gel and a can of hair spray later, plus 5 minutes straightening whats already straight-or in my cuz's case, curling what is already curly- we headed over to Alyssa Dynamite's condo. On the way there, I got super excited, switching lanes like a pro and screaming out my windows. whatevs, let a girl live. Get there to find 4 very drunk and awesome women : ) Lea, Bev, Kristy Go Getta, and Alyssa Dynamite- who happened to be wearing the shirt before the shirt(actually the shirt before the dress? or the outfit before the outfit... however they say it on the show) and drinking mixed drinks where you have to ask "do you wanna get drunk or wasted??" We turned it into techno center, blasted oldies but goodies and all our favs, so hard the bass broke Alyssa's vases that were on the entertainment center. If the bass is too hard, you are too weak. We did a photo shoot during our pre game dance party where I coined the phrase "I'm hoping I can get a profile pic outa tonight". Next thing I know our group is split between 2 cars, heading to Boo, walking in there VIP cuz we're on the guest list bitches, and making our way thru a packed house. I'm telling you they(the cast) showed up about 15 minutes after we did. Lea grabs my arm and is dragging me through people, all over, we lose everybody else... only to walk right into the middle of a Sammy SweetHeart and Ronnie lovers quarrel. Cameras and all. Lea double takes, turns, gives her hottest drunk look and is like "Aren't you Ronnie from Jersey Shore?" Sammy throws her hands in the air says Fuck This and storms off. I'm just like hey whats up. Bouncers are like 'sign these waivers'. I got dragged around by lea a lot, following every cast member, met up with the Situation and Paulie D, got great pics. Somehow I got right up with Snooki and hugged her and took a pic. Don't hate, I was wasted. Bubble Gum vodka and sprite chased by 3 double shots of triple expresso vodka. 'Nuff said!
stories of the night:
Jazzy hugs snooki and helps hoist her onto a bar
While dancing with Snooki and JWow, Jazzy gets dance raped by huge black guy
While out smoking, alyssa knocks into Vinny, and her and Jenna have a nice quick down to earth convo with him. they are then joined by Mike the Situation
Alyssa and Situation have a convo about his ab workout video. She says "I'd buy it if I thought it'd actually work" He lifts and points and says "obviously it does". Waivers need to be signed. Pictures are taken- up close and personal.
Kristy comes up behind the Situation, grabs his ass... more waivers signed... more pics, cameras loving it.
Jazzy is taking pics and gets accosted by bouncer, Paulie D tells bouncer to chill out.

Then they bounced and went to Karma, I was too, um, ya know... to know why we didn't follow. Instead we went to the boardwalk to 3 Brothers to get pizza : )
I woke up alone on the couch in the lving room of Alyssa's condo in a bathing suit top and shorty shorts. Alyssa walked in her own front door. She's wondering how and why I got downstairs to the couch after she tucked me into her bed upstairs in her room. I'm wondering why she came in the front door. We are both wondering what shit went down all night.
Alyssa made pancakes for breakfast, then off to mom and dad Della Fave's house for food and beach : ) I mean crisping! <3 loved it, even the raccoon eyes from our shades. Then relaxing, only to drive home, clean up, and head to work for 2 hrs. I bailed and went to watch the $50,000 Grand Prix at the NJ state fair and horseshow.

All-in-all, you can tell, and the pictures prove... that this was the most epic night Ive had in a WHILE <3 : )