I think my Uggs are bad for my health

so... kinda weird. I think Uggs may be a health hazzard. I guess when I wear them I feel I should/can drag my feet when I walk. Apparently this is a bad thing to do on carpet... why? Because no matter which Uggs I'm wearing- my slippers, my (F)Uggs, the ankle high black boots, or the Uggs boots made out of like sweater material- if I'm on carpet(walking, sitting, laying-whatever) then I'm getting shocked. I get shocked when I touch people or light switches or the metal doorhandle at work. Shock shock shock...owie. Aren't too many electrical shocks bad for your heart and brain? There should be a warning label on Ugg shoe products! "Caution- product can cause electric shock if used on carpeted surfaces"... I mean, what about people with pacemakers or epilepsy?? Im just looking out for the better well being of society : )